Please, let's be polite

Should you happen to receive a text message from me saying something to the effect of 'It's a beautiful day in Sydney', with which I mean no malice and am simply sending you a warm, sunny greeting from Australia where the weather is indeed beautiful, please just take it at face value and bask in the knowledge that it was you that I chose to think of when I arrived in the Southern Hemisphere this morning.

You certainly should not feel the need to respond so curtly and, to top it all off, blame it on your wife! You know who you are.

Still, it is a beautiful day here in Sydney. :)