Scarlett dearest,
I admit that I didn't quite get it at first, but what better cover for our affair than for you to pretend to get married to that Ryan Reynolds guy today? You're a genius! A beautiful, gifted genius.
Don't worry. I do understand it's for the best. Even if I will inevitably get a bit jealous at times - I just wish you could declare your love for me publicly. But I know that can never happen. But I do know it will all be worth it when we're able escape those troublesome paparazzi for some private time every now and then.
I still have the apartment in Tokyo and I know you like it over here, so just let me know when you can slip away to get 'lost in translation' again.
Always yours,
Craig
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