Lest this turn into a full blown international incident I figured I should spend a few moments to clarify my position on the Turducken incident from this past weekend.
Of course I knew that Meleena didn't really mean that she thought my Mother was like a Turkey stuffed with a Duck that is stuffed with a Chicken. That would just be plain ridiculous. She is, of course, much more like a Swan stuffed with an Eagle stuffed with a dozen Lovebirds. A Sweaglelove, if you will. Or perhaps a Swaglebird.
In any case, please be assured that no one took offence. It was all just some harmless fun. And it is reassuring to know that Meleena was so anxious to ensure that no harm had been done by her spontaneous comments that she contacted my Mum directly via email and IM, blogged about it on her site and even went to great lengths to turn her friends Kayla and Ronni against me.
So Meleena - you're certainly not in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned. And please just let K & R know that if they want to meet my Mum and Dad (and hear them talk in their fancy British accents) over Thanksgiving they'll have to be friends with me again. :)
Love you!
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