Turducken or not Turducken? That is the question

We visited with Meleena last night and heard the usual updates about the happenings of David Tennant and how, at the beginning of the preview for Hamlet his hair looks particularly awesome. Somehow we then ended up in a conversation about Turducken.

Meleena insisted that it was a Turkey stuffed inside a Turkey stuffed inside a Turkey. I informed her that in fact it was actually Chicken stuffed inside a Duck stuffed inside a Turkey - hence the name Tur (Turkey) Duck (er, Duck) En (Chicken). Of course, as is the wont of many a teenager, she wasn't convinced by what an adult was telling her and so here's a link to the official definition as maintained by that bastion of all human knowledge, Wikipedia. And in case there were still some errant confusion, here is a simple pictogram that should clarify things nicely.

Meleena - Contrary to your further comments last night, you will note that nowhere in the official definition does it mention my mother as either resembling or being a Turducken.